Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 136th Edition

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

but next time pple think i bring such goods, no follow up sales liao lor...

then how i sell u in LBD too?

U can always get ppl to post testimonials like "I like this product very much~", "This product is absolutely perfect for me~", "There's nthing like it~"... U can hire a few ppl to write good comments like wat they always do in the TV commericals...

And no LBD for me... Dang, my height and weight makes me a good target...

av98m SG

cannot lah.. later pple see the real goods and reject..how?

SOD OFF AND DIE

av98m SG

the pics nice leh.. can bluff tai tai in giving advance commission..

but when we deliver AV to her doorstep, hope she dun reject lah..

normally pics dun tell the exact truth one...

So you're saying you look even fatter in real life compared to your photos?

the Bear SG

So you're saying you look even fatter in real life compared to your photos?

is that why there was an earthquake in chongqing?

av98m SG

is that why there was an earthquake in chongqing?

actually kopi and me were saying she might be like fudgey. both are terminators who believe that they are human. when skynet launches its offensive, fudgey will jam all electronics while earthquake destroys the cities.

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

wth~

wat type of conspiracy theory is this~~~

We already have Terminators messing with the SB le...

av98m SG

wth~

wat type of conspiracy theory is this~~~

We already have Terminators messing with the SB le...

notice how electronics keep failing when fudgey is around. and how he 'falls asleep' while skynet downloads updates into him. and the robot dancing!

as for earthquake, well, she's earthquake. enough said.

cassie SG

And no LBD for me... Dang, my height and weight makes me a good target...

you actually believe these stuffs???

LOTUSfairy SG

So you're saying you look even fatter in real life compared to your photos?

i am fat leh.. never deny it before..

the Bear SG

haven't you seen?

go google Cyberdyne.. and you'll see they're making the frame of the terminators in the form of HALs...

for those who don't know, Cyberdyne was the company which made the terminators.. and HAL was the computer which went sentient and mad in 2001: A Space Odyssey

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

you actually believe these stuffs???

nope... They were often cheap gimmicks made to fool those elderly into buying stupid products...

Like how olden japanese shopping channel where the WHOLE studio will go "Whaaaa~" when a sponge absorb water...

fudgester SG

notice how electronics keep failing when fudgey is around. and how he 'falls asleep' while skynet downloads updates into him. and the robot dancing!

as for earthquake, well, she's earthquake. enough said.

*me flips table*

av98m SG

haven't you seen?

go google Cyberdyne.. and you'll see they're making the frame of the terminators in the form of HALs...

for those who don't know, Cyberdyne was the company which made the terminators.. and HAL was the computer which went sentient and mad in 2001: A Space Odyssey

WE'RE DOOMED

the Bear SG

check this out...

=> Cyberdyne's HAL

LOTUSfairy SG

hor say liao... office neighbour giving me a lift to AMK central :)

i can go shopping :)

av98m SG

its time to stock up on guns, ammo, bottled water and canned food. and toilet paper.

av98m SG

check this out...

=> Cyberdyne's HAL

well, either we're all going to die or the Mobile Infantry as envisioned in the novel Starship Troopers will become reality.

the Bear SG

well, either we're all going to die or the Mobile Infantry as envisioned in the novel Starship Troopers will become reality.

it could be both...

the terminators use this.. and the humans use this too in order to enhance their capabilities...

=> Military Exoskeleton

and this company is not the only one doing this

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

A real life war is going to start near me... with the 2 collick seating beside me...

one is complaining the other making too much noise (which i also think it's noisy at times), the latter is complaining that the other one does not like her >___>

av98m SG

it could be both...

the terminators use this.. and the humans use this too in order to enhance their capabilities...

=> Military Exoskeleton

and this company is not the only one doing this

crap. ok, I need guns, MREs, ammo, water, and toilet paper.

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